We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
A zebra does not change its spots.
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
I basically try not to waste any lines in any of my songs, and I think the witty phrases and funny lyrics I have bring a smarter sound to college hip-hop.
One movie I think is just terrific is 'Bernie,' with Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. That was a great surprise to me - so witty, so entertaining, a true story, and I'm not a great Jack Black fan, but he's great in it. I think it's a gem.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
Normally you have news, weather and travel. . . . . but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
