Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.
You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
She never was really charming till she died.
Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.
I thought men like that shot themselves.
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock. " "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.