If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, "launder" became a dirty word.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will bring a water buffalo to its knees.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA.
Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone.
You had to stand in line to hate him.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
America knows nothing of food, love, or art.
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
[The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we are learning so childishly to toddle along the benches, nay, to creep in the mire, and cannot skip and dance, on such light feet and legs, over and outside of God's commandments, as they do, the strong heroes and giants. . . God forbid that we should!
Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute.
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.
[Albert] Schweitzer thus carved out his own path through the first half of this century, a lonely and learned giant amidst the hordes of noisy and shallow theological pygmies.