I've always had a theory that some of us are born with nerve endings longer than our bodies
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
Advertising is like learning - a little is a dangerous thing.
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Never praise your cider or your horse
Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared.
There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: passive systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and active systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.
'Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom.
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.
If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
We all operate in two contrasting modes, which might be called open and closed. The open mode is more relaxed, more receptive, more exploratory, more democratic, more playful and more humorous. The closed mode is the tighter, more rigid, more hierarchical, more tunnel-visioned. Most people, unfortunately spend most of their time in the closed mode.
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "