You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.
God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
The movies were custard compared to politics.
We know what our policy is regarding the territory of Israel, Kosovo, Bosnia, Macedonia and even Nagorno-Karabakh. What is our policy regarding the territory of the United States? No nation in history has ever been as willing to accommodate those who would dismember it as has the United States of America. Trying to get a straight pro-U. S. comment out of a U. S. elected official is like trying to nail a custard pie to the side of a barn.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. . . a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.
Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard.
I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training.
Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.