Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A. A. Milne
Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
A. A. Milne
If the English language had been properly organized. . . then there would be a word which meant both 'he' and 'she', and I could write, 'If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis', which would save a lot of trouble.
A. A. Milne
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.
A. A. Milne
I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true
A. A. Milne
People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way.
A. C. Benson
To go from Yale to the National League is simply to go from one form of management to another.
