Last week we went to the museum. A whole whale is hanging from the ceiling. Bigger than big! OK, have you seen a Volkswagon car that's like a bug? Um huh, you know what I'm talking about. That's how big the heart of a blue whale is. I know it's not possible, but if that heart was in me, could I love more?. . . I would like to.
The Chinese tell time by 'The Year of the Horse' or 'The Year of the Dragon. ' I tell time by 'The Year of the Back' and 'The Year of the Elbow. ' This year it's 'The Year of the Ulnar Nerve. ' Someone once asked me if I had any physical incapacities of my own. 'Sure I do,' I said. 'One big one - Jim Palmer. '