There aren't any hard women, only soft men.
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
The old - like children - talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own!
Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.
Nothing comes sailing by itself.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
It was a great Olympics - Team USA finished the games with 17 more medals than China. China said it was tough to swallow - especially when they had to make all of our "We're #1" T-shirts.