Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility.
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.
Turn your melodrama into a mellow drama.
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
Why (he wondered rhetorically) do people who have a position that's being attacked constantly state that they have a right to say it, as if the right itself-rather than the statement-has been challenged?
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B. C. . . . They further believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big and yellow and in the hand of the Arabs. They also believe that if you sleep with your head under the pillow a fairy will come and take all your teeth.
The court is like a palace of marble; it's composed of people very hard and very polished.
Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
The British are proud of their ability to create a muddle and then muddle through all difficulties. I must shake the British pride: muddle is not an exclusively British institution. Read descriptions, for instance, of the over-organized, wonderfully systematic and "thorough" German war machine during the last war.