When I was six I wanted to be a ballerina. By the time I was eight I was fairly sure this plan wasn't panning out. I began aspiring to be an "Aquamaid" at a resort called "Aquarena Springs" in my hometown of San Marcos: Aquamaids got to wear mermaid tails and feed milk bottles underwater to Ralph the Swimming Pig for an audience submerged in a "submarine".
Milk in a mother's breast-that's cool. Milk in a mouth-that's cool too. But milk in my trumpet? Not so cool. I have to play that thing.
There is a complete disconnect really or should be a disconnect between the retail price of the milk and what's actually going on in the marketplace, and what influences the farm gate price is the export market.
I bought an organic rice milk. Frozen. . . . . I'm not going to make something I don't know how to make, I don't have a recipe for.
I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root.
Farm animals, like dairy cows - who by nature are vegans - are routinely force-fed fish to increase their weight and milk production.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass. '
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
As the cream abandons the milk from which it took its life, and rises to the top and rides there, so men, because they are richer than those around about them, separate themselves, and all mankind below them they regard as skim milk.
I always prided myself on the fact that I could live out of milk crates forever. It was kind of my way of detaching from materialism.
Sometimes Congress likes to milk an issue.
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
Then what's a synonym for woman?" "Entrails. " "You're not very poetic, are you? Well, then, what's the antonym for entrails?" "Milk.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
God himself will milk the cows through him whose vocation that is.
We are the only animals who steal and drink the milk from other species.
I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.
I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy!
Cheese. The adult form of milk.
Tranquility is the old man's milk.
