A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. "Yet," added he, "none of you can tell where it pinches me. ''
You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
You can knock me down, step on my face, slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you want to do, but uh-oh, honey, lay off of my shoes.
Never underestimate the power of a shoe.
If somebody steps on your shoes and ruins them, don't freak out. . get a new pair of shoes. If you miss something, don't freak out. . there's nothing you can do to change it. . just move on
You can do anything, but lay off my blue suede shoes
A toe shoe is as eccentric as the ballerina who wears it: their marriage is a commitment.
When I was in college I was accused of being a goody two-shoes. But every goody two-shoes has a bad side.
People can be slave-ships in shoes.
In my 20s I used to cry about why I wasn’t thinner or prettier, but I want to add that I also used to cry about things like: ‘I wish my hair would grow faster. I wish I had different shoes …
Not every man has shoes, so reduce the number of shoes at your home till every man has at least one!
I never wore flats: The higher the shoe, the better.
Sometimes I don't even pull my shoes off for six weeks at a time, except, you know, just to take a shower. I just take breaks between 24 hours a day, just a break now and then, it don't take me long to rest; maybe 20 to30 minutes sometime, or maybe an hour.
I'd love to have a shoe line, or a sunglasses line, or a purse line. Who am I kidding, I'd like to have an everything line!
During the offseason, I go to the movies almost every day. You hear about women buying shoes? I buy DVDs. I definitely have a problem.
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being.
But the ground of a man's culture lies in his nature, not in his calling. His powers are to be unfolded on account of their inherent dignity, not their outward direction. He is to be educated, because he is a man, not because he is to make shoes, nail, or pins.
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.
My shoes are size 2 and a 12, the same size as my feet