Mimi Pond is an American cartoonist, illustrator, humorist, and writer.
Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.
Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.
The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.
. . . the running shoe. . . could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear. . . What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?
I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.
In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.
How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That's so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them.
Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.
How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.