We swallowed a few bites-not to much scince the food of the gods can burn you to ashes is you overindulge. I guess thats why you don't see many fat gods
You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?
So easy, when you know how.
My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.
Do it for the fat lady!
Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom.
Unsaturated fat is an outrage.
She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.
Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them
Litigation only makes lawyers fat.
Who's your fat friend ?
It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.
Women of color: if you're over 40 and you get fat, you will work. But if you're hot and over 40 and a woman of color, they don't know what to do with you.
A man must take the fat with the lean.
You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?
A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.
Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy.