Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.
To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!
We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat.
The fats dented the flats.
It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.
When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened.
Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
I am fat and I don't care.
I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.
So easy, when you know how.
You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large. ' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat. '
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
We are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. And we better be awfully careful.
A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.
Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice. . . Or backyard love?