Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
And when you're actually finally done, and you still got 5 pieces left over, all they wanna do is play with the box!
I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. My addiction is wrestling.
If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from. . . another. . . camera angle.
I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship.
You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.
It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.
The CM stands for Cole Miner.
Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!
Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?
My home is at the WWE. I truly do love performing. The atmosphere here isn't like anything else. It's truly where I belong.
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him. . . he's pretty pale. . . . . . What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.
Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!
Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.
Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!
Every single night, I swear, EVERY NIGHT!! EVERY NIGHT!! I DELIVER! I deliver.
I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!
I can literally hear you getting fatter.
King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.
I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else.