For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.
Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll find out why I'm the Legend Killer.
Nice to see Christian return as he's been on the injured list for months. 'Captain Charisma' is due to have a big 2011. Very skilled, underrated talent.
Shawn Michaels is and always will be a WWE Guy. HBK was birthed in the WWE, and that is where he will remain.
The extreme always makes an impression.
So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.
You know, every morning that I wake up. . . I realize that being World Champion is a gift. And let me be the one to tell you I'm loving every minute of it!
You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!
Be afraid. . . be VERY afraid!
It's no secret that this is the only place I've ever wanted to work. When people ask me where I went to school, I tell them WWE University.
Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
Well, my work is done here. Thanks, boys!
To hell with Trish's nose!
Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!
I love The Miz. His approach to his job is second to none; it's extremely important to him that he prepares on a daily basis. I travel with him and from the moment he gets up to the moment he goes to bed it's all WWE, all sports entertainment. He keeps his body in shape and he is a true champion in the ring and out. He's a great representative of the company and I'm learning a lot from him, not only on TV but outside as well.