If you're having trouble finding someone to play with, why don't you just go play with yourself.
WWE has not called me to be a part of any roster. My relationship with WWE stands with the video game and the video game only. If they want to extend an olive branch and pick up the phone, then I will make a comment on that once they do it. But prior to that, nothing's been done.
My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield.
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.
I just want everyone to know that even though Hogan won at Summerslam I still pinned him 1, 2, 3.
I'm your genetic jackhammer!
I started something with Test, but I don't know what it was.
The Youngest World Heavyweight Champion in History!
What I do in my own time, is my business.
Don't sing it, bring it.
I just want to say one thing. . . Thank you Eddie!
And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash.
Festus, you're such a great listener.
The only reason you're undefeated at WrestleMania is because you've never faced me at WrestleMania.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.
You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!
You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?