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Jerry Lawler Biography

Jerry O'Neil Lawler (born November 29, 1949), better known as Jerry "The King" Lawler, is an American professional wrestler and color commentator signed to WWE under the company's legends program.

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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

Wrestling, Gold, Hey, Won, Take, Medals

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

Caught, Cheating

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

Feet, Kids, Respect, Say, Thought, Wwe

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

Ass, Funny, Inches, Tie, Ties, Wwe

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

Fighting, Peace With God, Today, Runnels, Peace

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

Aldo, Body, Jake, Reason

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J. R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

Show, Successful, Think, Thinking, Wrestling

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

Bearer, Fat, Fats, Gravitational, Paul, Pull

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

Cadillacs, Corvette, Girl, Girls, Pull Ups, Ups

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

Embarrassed, Except, School, Younger

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

Baby, Bret, Ugly, Window

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

Chemistry, Gone, Horny, Thinking, Took, Years

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

Champion, Heavyweights, Hell, Milwaukee, Came

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

Everything Happens For A Reason, Doe, Found, Heard, Times, Reason

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

Good Day, Mean, Reality, Think, Tightrope, Time

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.

Look, Looks, Lost, Weight, Wwe

J. R. 's got moves like Jagger!

Jagger, Like, Moves, Moving, Wwe

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Crappy, Extremely, Funny, Stands, Wrestling, Wwe

Are you ready for some puppies?!

Puppies, Puppy, Ready, Wwe

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

Dancing, Having, Seizure, Seizures, Wwe

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