I think these people [Al-Qaida, terrorists] need to be forcibly converted to Christianity. . . It's the only thing that can probably turn them into human beings.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Home is where your teapots are.
Those who love, friends and lovers, know that love is not only a blinding flash, but also a long and painful struggle in the darkness for the realization of definitive recognition and reconciliation.
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Land is a nation's basis for existence. The nation has its roots like those of a tree deep in the country's soil whence it derives its nourishment and life. There is no people that can live without land, as there is no tree which can live hanging in air.