We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Our nation is built on the bedrock principle that governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed.
You are capable of more than you know. Choose a goal that seems right for you and strive to be the best, however hard the path. Aim high. Behave honorably. Prepare to be alone at times, and to endure failure. Persist! The world needs all you can give.
Ours is an age that's often obsessed with knowledge at the expense of wisdom.
Man keeps inventing things all the time.