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A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.

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Jerry Lawler

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

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