He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.
Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time.
Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
You've go to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got to be black. Just like me.
I'm The Legend Killer, Shawn! Why? 'Cause I kill Legends!
I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.
Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!
You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.
You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!
Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do. . . SHUT UP!!!
First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.
The only thing they recognize is a buffet
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.
There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.
I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
Right now, your destiny is to shut up!