I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics.
I pride myself on being a Legend Killer.
I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over. . . I re-signed last night with @WWE.
If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.
Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.
I can feel you without even seeing you.
The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.
I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship.
Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.
You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.
You wanna do this. . . you wanna go right now. . . do you want to, GO?. . . then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.
You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
It's amazing to see that people came to see you. That, that was their wish.
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!
Oh yeah Kurt? You plan on getting the 1-2-3? But not if I hit you first with the 6-1-9!