Mark William Calaway (born March 24, 1965), better known by the ring name The Undertaker, is an American professional wrestler currently signed to WWE.
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!
If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view.
Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven
I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.
The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!
Allow the purity of evil to guide you.
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!
There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.
You can not kill that which is already dead.
You can't hide. . . from The Deadman.
If you try me, I will make you famous.
Be afraid. . . be VERY afraid!
Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven.
I've crippled more people than polio.
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.