Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
I love to scare the already terrified assholes.
I think there are just as many assholes meeting the old-fashioned way as there are meeting in the new hookup culture.
They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.
Thing is: the internet's made of IP addresses, opinions, and assholes. It's what's there. That's the basic equipment.
The world of comic book collecting is not a pretty place. For a bunch of guys who like good-over-evil stories, you sure meet a lot of morally bankrupt assholes.
The difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes.
Issues are like assholes, we've all got one," Pam snipped.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
I figure there are enough self-opinionated assholes trying to get their ugly little faces in front of you as it is. You ask a lot of kids today what they want to be when they grow up, and they say, 'I want to be famous. ' You ask them, 'For what reason?' and they don't know or care. I think Andy Warhol got it wrong - in the future, so many people are going to become famous that one day everybody will end up being anonymous for 15 minutes.
I don't want to be anyone's role model. My mole models were assholes. My role models are dead. My role models never made it to 30, so I'm a bad person to ask for advice.
Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.
I hope one day it won't matter who you're in love with. Gender is just a word. LOVE is beautiful. labels are for assholes. don't ever stop being yourselves.
I think it's better to have limits. My limits are different from other people's limits. I'm all for freedom, I'm all for people doing what they want. I'm also all for people shouldering the consequences of their behaviors, and not being assholes, and not lying unless they need to, and being honest except when you shouldn't, and being faithful except when it's okay to cheat. I guess I'm just a mass of contradictions.
I'm sure that having acted like an asshole for a great deal of my life, then having played assholes for a good part of my life, created a perception that I'm an asshole.
Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed
I knew it. . . I'm surrounded by assholes!
We're in three living groups, 'cause even after the world's ended some assholes still can't get along.
Midwestern people have the most judgmental assholes ever. I'm sorry, but it's true.