Maybe I'm just lucky I'm not working with any assholes. . . yet.
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!
The key is, how do you feel with the one asshole? They cannot be talked to. That's why they are assholes.
The world is divided by two different tribes. The people who are assholes and the people who are not.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
I think 911 was a couple of thousand assholes in Afghanistan who ran rampant and just kind of did their thing and we could have gotten them in Tora Bora if that was handled better.
What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they know it all.
Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated.
Only assholes write plays about Nazis.
This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.
The reason actors are assholes is because they don't eat.
Of course when you were running with the bottom dogs, what you mostly saw were paws, claws, and assholes.
The opprobrium of assholes is a badge of honor.
I urge the media to start referring to climate skeptics as what they really are: climate assholes.
We're in three living groups, 'cause even after the world's ended some assholes still can't get along.
We were encouraged to propose safetyprevention suggestions, and write them all down— locking doors, walking or exercising with a friend, wearing shoes that don’t hinder running. Erin’s suggestion of “Avoid assholes” was popular.
I don't think talent has anything to do with inspiration. Inspiration creates talent. People prioritize innate talent too much. It gives them license to walk around and act like assholes. I think I straddle a line between being innately talented and having had to put in some work. You ever go to a party where there are a lot of creative people and they feel like they have license to just act any kind of way? I'm not really a moral person myself, but they just tend to never ever be sincere because they believe their art or the fact that they are artists makes them holy in some way.
Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes.
The world is full of assholes. What are you doing to make sure you're not one of them?
Midwestern people have the most judgmental assholes ever. I'm sorry, but it's true.