My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents. . . When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'll rave about it. 'Do you like rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this is rockin' good stuff, kid. '
When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.
The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.
What’s going on? (Astrid) Not much. Some invincible asshole is trying to kill me. (Zarek)
Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
I don't consider myself a sociologist, I consider myself a filmmaker, among other things. Maybe an asshole but a filmmaker.
I've always been a big supporter of the Constitutional right of the people to peaceably assemble and petition government for redress of grievances. It's just that I never envisioned it taking the form of thousands of people screaming 'you asshole!' at me.
It's really a trade-off: you're always having to decide whether you're going to say the more ambitious thing, and lose a little clarity - or are you going to say something really clearly, and sacrifice a little nuance? Get too obscure, and you sound like a pretentious asshole; go overboard with the clarity, and you sound like you're talking down to your audience, or like you yourself are a reductive simpleton.
The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.
I don't try to do anything. I think the moment that I'm like, "Oh, I have to be this way or that way" is the moment that I become sad, or maybe an asshole. So I just try to be myself and put out what is most natural. But I think I am - I mean, I've seen a lot, been through a lot. But something remains sort of naïve within me. And I just try to nurture that.
Everyone has a right to be a little happy, asshole.
I did things I should not have done. But people make mistakes, especially at my age, when you feel you are so smart, but in fact you are an asshole.
Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other.
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.
Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one. ---John Taylor (Nightside Series)
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
We play loud electric guitar music, and we'd hope that that doesn't mean you have to act like an asshole.
What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?