I feel less pressure to dress youthfully. I'm 50 and everyone knows I'm 50 - who are you kidding? Jeans are my uniform. I have about 15 pairs.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.
I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.
The chi is the central energy or power that we use in physical expression. When the chi is flowing properly in our lives, we can be very adept athletically.
Most of today's film actress are typical of a mass-production age: living dolls who look as if they came off an assembly line. . .
I was an angst-y journal writing kid.
I am desperate to do a comedy now.