I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us … - Chelsea Handler

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I am of the generation of segregation. Black Lives Matter is post. I said today, and I will say all the time, "If Nina [Simone] were here, she'd have her Black Lives Matter [T-shirt] on. " I think they're great kids. They don't need me or anybody else to tell them what to do.

Chelsea Handler

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

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