I've only been an asshole to assholes!
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring.
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
I don't think I've ever gone on stage to be an asshole. I know one thing, from the past, and that's that my intentions always began in a pure way. I really want to just try and play the songs.
It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
It's really a trade-off: you're always having to decide whether you're going to say the more ambitious thing, and lose a little clarity - or are you going to say something really clearly, and sacrifice a little nuance? Get too obscure, and you sound like a pretentious asshole; go overboard with the clarity, and you sound like you're talking down to your audience, or like you yourself are a reductive simpleton.
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Testosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me.
The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.
We play loud electric guitar music, and we'd hope that that doesn't mean you have to act like an asshole.
I think everybody has a little bit of an asshole inside of them.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain.
Most guys I know are assholes. I have some great asshole friends, but that's not the point. Friendship has got nothing to do with that. It's can you hang, can you talk about this without any feeling of distance between you? Friendship is the diminishing of distance between people. That's what friendship is, and to me it's one of the most important things in the world.
I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.
I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one.
See you just don’t understand women the way I do J. D. They want it all: a career apple martinis financial independence great shoes but at the same time—and this they’ll never admit—they are drawn to patriarchal men who are dominant and controlling. That’s the essence of the Darcy complex. He may be an asshole but he’s an asshole that gets the girl in the end.
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.
Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy. ’ (Nathan)