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Tina Fey Biography

Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey (/feɪ/; born May 18, 1970) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer. She is best known for her work on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (1997–2006) and for creating the acclaimed comedy series 30 Rock (2006–2013) and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015–present). Fey is also known for her work in film, with her most notable appearances including starring roles in Baby Mama (2008), Date Night (2010), Muppets Most Wanted (2014), Sisters (2015), and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016).

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No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

Baby, Except, Free, Giving, Stuff

I don't weigh myself. I just go by if my clothes fit. I try not to participate too much in the incredible amount of wasted energy that women have around dealing with food. I just feel like being healthy is sort of a job requirement to be on TV, and being a writer is so much coping with fatigue and stress, and you just eat. You eat to stay awake.

Clothes, Job, Jobs, Requirement, Stress, Writer

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

Boring, Live, Perfect, Tvs, Witty

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

College, Date, Gentleman, Tell, Weight

The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.

Eye, Eyes, Soul, Supposed, Window

I’m not a mean person, but I have a capacity for it. I have the biting comment formed somewhere in the back of my head — like it’s in captivity. Sometimes people expect that I’m going to be tough. It’s not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.

Back, Captivity, Formed, Mean, People

Last night the Taliban offered to release eight Westerners if the U. S. promised not to attack. The State Department declined but thanked the Taliban for the offer, saying it really felt good to laugh again.

Eight, Good, Laughing, Night, Saying, Thanked

When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual character.

Care, Character, Fall, Falling In Love, Individual, Set

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING. )

Child, Children, Moment, Time, Uncles, Witty

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Beer, Funny, Good, Party, Say, Sorry

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

Asshole, Crazy, Done, Makeup, Witty

And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know what, how about we cool it with the freedom fries anyway you fat asses. We're the fattest country in the world. Have you ever walked around an American mall? It's nothing but chick fillets and Lane Bryant track suits busting at the seams.

Asses, Country, Freedom, Mall, Patriotic, War

It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.

Film, Funny, Humor, Play, Revolver, Ruins

In real life these women experienced different sides of the same sexism coin. People who didn't like Hillary called her a ballbuster. People who didn't like Sarah called her Caribou Barbie. People attempted to marginalize these women based on their gender.

Barbie, Caribou, Marginalize, People, Real, Women

George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.

Enron, Gaza, Gaza Strip, Husband, Strip, War

You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and can look in the mirror and be like, I'm beautiful! Funny is more of a journey. And a desperate attempt.

Beautiful, Funny, Growing Up, Journey, Know, Look

Life is improvisation.

Improvisation, Inspirational, Life, Life Is

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Inexperience, Jobs, Politics, Virtue

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.

Nightmare, Nightmares, Sexual, Stars, Tarantino

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.

Men, Relate, Way, Write, Writing

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