Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself. . . . . . . they have this thing called the internet.
And I can see Russia from my house.
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
To entertain at home is both a relief and a rediscovery - of rooms and settings, of your favorite things, and particularly of your own tastes and ideas.
As great Pythagoras of yore, Standing beside the blacksmith's door, And hearing the hammers, as they smote The anvils with a different note, Stole from the varying tones, that hung Vibrant on every iron tongue, The secret of the sounding wire. And formed the seven-chorded lyre.
I was with Shaq at his home the day he retired. It was innovative for him to become the media and announce via social media that he was retiring.
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!