I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A wedding in haste is worth two at leisure.
There's a higher form of happiness in commitment. I'm counting on it.
I have just learned a delicious French usage. On wedding invitations when they say the mass is at noon they mean one o'clock -when they say at noon precise they mean half after twelve - and when they say at very precisely noon they mean noon.
My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.
People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies
Then happy I that love and am beloved, where I may not remove nor be removed.
Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent
All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.
I use filming as an excuse to take classes. I got my certification in sailing for 'Wedding Crashers,' and now I can handle a 26-foot boat. I played a seamstress once, so I took sewing classes. I love dipping into these other lives.
My love is deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, both are infinite.
I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that you are there, in everything I am, in everything I've ever done, and looking back, I know that I should have told you know much you've always meant to me.
Being dead was one thing, getting ready for a wedding another.
An agreement is never reached in love. The life of a wife and husband who love each other is never at rest. Whether the marriage is true or false, the marriage portion is the same: elemental discord.
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.