Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify himself; whatwe object to is his crucifying his wife.
Divorced, not loving their abandoned children as much as they loathe their former wives, directing a combination of need and hostility toward the women who drift in and out of their new lives, they are, as [one character] puts it, "involved in a variety of pharmaceutical experiments.
I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.
My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever.
That's what I try to do, my wife and I, we try to, not shelter them [kids], but still not contribute to the delinquency of a minor.
Sometimes, you've got to be in a place. You're just another guy. You can just blend in. I live out in the wilds of nowhere, out in Jersey. Even there, there's sometimes problems. College students like journey out there and show up at 11 o'clock at night, on my porch, looking into the door not saying anything. My wife and I are sitting there; it's really creepy.
I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.
Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.
My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste.
My wife is my first reader, my first line of defence I suppose. So she says, "Oh well, oh yes, it's all true. " At the same time, I could have written much more about us, but I didn't want to go any further. I did cut things out. There are certain things that I wrote about her that are so gushing with praise and admiration that when I looked at those passages I realised they would be ridiculous to anybody else.
People are always making a fuss over my $15-20-million salaries. Believe me, the amount is meaningless once my wife, Maria, finds out about it. She's already spent half of my salary from Terminator 7!
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.
My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.
For me and my wife, it was love at first sight.
My library is my kingdom, and here I try to make my rule absolute-shutting off this single nook from wife, daughter and society. Elsewhere I have only a verbal authority, and vague. Unhappy is the man, in my opinion, who has no spot at home where he can be at home to himself-to court himself and hide away.
When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.
If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I'm bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things.
I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.
