My wife called me a mule. She once said, "I didn't marry a man; I married a mule!" I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that's how I feel. And she's also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.
In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.
You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.
The birth of a child is in many ways the end of a marriage - marriage including a child has to be reinvented, and reinvented at a time when both husband and wife are under unprecedented stress and the wife is exhausted, physically drained, and emotionally in shock. A man's conflict between wanting his child to have a mother and wanting to have the mother to himself is potentially intolerable.
Gorillaz virtually changed my wife. . . sorry, I mean, life. . . no, actually, it was my wife.
As so often, a political event involving Donald Trump looks like swinging wildly between melodrama and farce. The Republican National Convention in Cleveland has begun with accusations of plagiarism after Mr Trump's wife Melania gave a speech dotted with sentences that appeared to have been lifted from a speech that Michelle Obama gave in 2008.
It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery.
The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.
I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
Sex suppressed will go berserk, But it keeps us all alive. It's a wonderful change from wives and work And it ends at half past five.
I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week.
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
Steel True, Blade Straight *In 1955, Doyle's family sold Windlesham, which was turned into a hotel. The bodies of Conan Doyle and his wife, Jean, were moved to a grave at Minstead Churchyard, Hampshire.
I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time.
Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded.
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
What kind of wife would I be if I left your father simply because he was dead?