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Howard Stern Biography

Howard Allan Stern (born January 12, 1954) is an American radio and television personality, producer, author, actor, and photographer. He is best known for his radio show The Howard Stern Show, which gained popularity when it was nationally syndicated on terrestrial radio from 1986 to 2005. Stern has broadcast on Sirius XM Radio since 2006.

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Howard Stern Quotes

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

Burn, Hard Work, Hours, Nut, Nuts

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

Believe, Believe In God, Believing, Closer, Death, I Believe

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

Death, Like, Thinking

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

Atheist, Parading, Purse, Rocks, Thinking, White

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Bored, Boring, Funny, Joke, Old, Using

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

Believe, Humanity, Uplifting

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.

Big, Trouble, Watch, Watches, World

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it. . . I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Atheist, Circumcised, Completely, Despise, Pissed Off, Tell

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.

Hired, Lose, Radio, Reputation, Reputations, Successful

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

Found, Indecent, Radio, Said, Thinking

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

Backstreet, Backstreet Boys, Boys, Down

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Career, Careers, Fire, Narcissistic

Talent is what drives this world. . . Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

Air, Drives, Matter, Stick, World

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

Based, Meet, Relationships, Trust

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

Successful, Thinking, Littles, Probably, Think, Desperate

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

Christian, Committed, Somebody, Worry

I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

Believe, Benefits, Censorship

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

Branding, Holes, Name, Named, Names, Says

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Bed, Treat, Treats

I don't talk about my salary.

Salary, Talk

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