I'm not as good as I want to be, But I'm twice as good as you think I am.
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
Talent is what drives this world. . . Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.
I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
I was born to speak. I got in trouble as a kid for talking. I already knew it was a strength.
Revival, as contrasted with a Holy Ghost atmosphere is a clean- cut breakthrough of the Spirit, a sweep of Holy Ghost power, bending the hearts of hardened sinners as the wheat before the wind, breaking up the fountains of the great deep, sweeping the whole range of the emotions, as the master hand moves across the harp strings, from the tears and cries of the penitent to the holy laughter and triumphant joy of the cleansed.
Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by "living"? They don’t mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives.
I agree with my colleagues, even the one who just preceded me, that marijuana is probably a dangerous drug, and I would not suggest that we do anything to encourage its use.