When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl.
When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
Sit by me, my beloved, and listen to my heart; smile, for your happiness is a symbol of our future.
How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.
I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.
The voice that breathed o'er Eden, That earliest wedding day.
The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to bear them, sometimes three.
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.
One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
Your wedding completely changes the direction of your life, you know, no matter how greatly you desire it. I think that moment of doubt and faintness comes from all those imagined and now impossible futures all pressing in on you at once. It is your last chance to experience them, you see, and they all want to be lived at that moment.
I'm the person who will go to a wedding and switch the place cards around because I don't want to sit next to someone I don't know, because I'm so bad at chatting to strangers.
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.
I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.
I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.
My mom used to make my costumes when I was little; she sews a lot. One year, I was a bride and I had a big wedding dress and a bouquet. Another year I was a medieval princess with a long teal dress and a veil. It was a little extravagant, but it was cute!
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
