If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
you'd like the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That must be the most futile oath anyone ever swears.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Money doesn't talk, it swears.
I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy?
Doubt the man who swears to his devotion.