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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
If you ever start to feel good about yourself. . . . . . . they have this thing called the internet.
And I can see Russia from my house.
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.
To speak freely of mathematics, I find it the highest exercise of the spirit; but at the same time I know that it is so useless that I make little distinction between a man who is only a mathematician and a common artisan. Also, I call it the most beautiful profession in the world; but it is only a profession.
In real life, holidays are extremely stressful. They're the best of times and worst of times because you have got people trying to get along with people that you don't always get along with.
The reaction to this album has just been fabulous around the world. . . and I've had offers to perform from around the world and I'm tempted to do it. I've got itchy lips.