I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it.
Everyone has a right to be a little happy, asshole.
It takes one asshole to ruin the whole thing. That's it. One. The problem with the world is one asshole comes up with a really bad idea and now we're all taking our shoes off at the airport.
What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?
"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!"
Only a real asshole takes liberties with someone else's car stereo. That's serious.
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other.
If you're not having fun, you're the asshole.
Just because you're an artist doesn't give you an excuse to be an asshole.
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Maybe God is an asshole. . . of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.
It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
The phone rings. “Asshole,” she mutters. She picks it up. “Will you let me explain?” “No. ” She hangs up.
Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.
It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request.
I respect your right to worship Satan, or to worship a tea kettle, or to be a NIMBY, or to be an asshole. There's no law against being an asshole.
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside. ” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.
I'm just a swell guy. No, that's a ridiculous notion - if you're being an asshole to people, you're being an asshole, that's all there is to it. It can't be rationalized because you wrote something worthwhile. First obligation is to other people.
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.