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Denis Colin Leary (born August 18, 1957) is an American actor, writer, producer, singer and comedian.

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My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

Father, Gaelic, Gentleman, Way

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

Baseball, Independent, Hollywood, Ones, Movies

I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn't get an acting job.

Jobs, School, Acting, Job, Studied

My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age. ' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be.

Growing Up, Ice, Niece, Suck, Think, Thinking

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

Ocean, Whales, Needs, Figure, Five

I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain age and make a good living doing what they do, but nobody knows who they are. They wake up every day and they have the ability to get paid practicing their art, but underneath it all, if you scratched the surface, you still get, "If I only had my own show. . . ," or "If I only had my own band. . . " It's what people always do when they want to be their own star.

Actors, Art, People, Star, Stars, Underneath

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

Falk, Funny, Humor, People, Starbucks

I can't text. My fingers are too big.

Big, Bigs, Fingers, I Can, Text

I would never do crack. . . I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Alcohol, Drug, Funny, Humor, Named, Part

I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.

Able, Big, Drama, Guess, Hollywood, Movies

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Biggest, Funny, Humor, Mouth, Regret

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

Actors, Comedy, Thinking, Thinks, True

The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media.

Everything, Example, Media, Social, Social Media, Wishlist

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Croissandwich, Croissant, Funny, Hate, Humor, Thank

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

House, Love, Machines, Maids

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

Lewis, Old, Swimming, Time, Tuesday, Wife

Everything you look at now, the scripts that come in that you look at, the television scripts are way better than the movie script. The talent is going to television.

Looks, Movie, Script, Television, Way

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

Fan, Fans, Huge, Kevin, Youkilis

There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C. K. , who always talk about how not-great of an actor he is, and he's terrific on his show. But I know Louis would play a fantastic dramatic role in something, too. He just needs somebody to grab him and say, 'Come in here and do this. '

Guy, Like, Needs, Play, Somebody, Terrific

I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.

Actually, Game, Games, Hands, Love, Play

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