I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.
THERE'S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,' he told the voters. 'IF YOU'RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTED––JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
I'm just a swell guy. No, that's a ridiculous notion - if you're being an asshole to people, you're being an asshole, that's all there is to it. It can't be rationalized because you wrote something worthwhile. First obligation is to other people.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
It's as if once you hit high school, you're programmed, like a robot, to be an asshole to your parents.
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside. ” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring.
I don't consider myself a sociologist, I consider myself a filmmaker, among other things. Maybe an asshole but a filmmaker.
Once an asshole, always an asshole.
But he is pretty. God, I hope he's not an asshole. Do you think there's any chance he's both non-orifice and single? I mean, seriously. What are the chances?
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Don't mistake being an asshole for being a man.
Chivalry isn't really dead you know. " "Oh?" "Nah. That guy's just an asshole.
If he wants to be an asshole, it's a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice.
For me, the best experience is to get to watch all of these different actors that come to the different seasons and bring these A-game performances. I'm just like, "Wow, can you do that again, so that I can take notes? How did you do that?!" That's the greatest joy, in doing a show like 'Hap and Leonard: Mucho Mojo'. I get to watch all of these thespians come rip it a new asshole.
The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.
My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents. . . When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'll rave about it. 'Do you like rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this is rockin' good stuff, kid. '
When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.
I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.