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Louis C. K. Biography

Louis A. Székely (born September 12, 1967), better known by his stage name Louis C.K. (/ˈluːi ˌsiːˈkeɪ/),[a] is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker. He is known for his use of observational, self-deprecating, dark, and shock humor. In 2012, C.K. won a Peabody Award and has received six Primetime Emmy Awards, as well as numerous awards for The Chris Rock Show, Louie, and his stand-up specials Live at the Beacon Theater (2011) and Oh My God (2013). He has won the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album twice. Rolling Stone ranked C.K.'s stand-up special Shameless number three on their "Divine Comedy: 25 Best Stand-Up Specials and Movies of All Time" list and ranked him fourth on its 2017 list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.

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All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, it's like, Hey, I've got a cup in case we need another cup. Dude, you're a genius!

Genius, Needs, Numbers, Thought, Use

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

Dinner, Kids, Lunch, Smile

I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities. Shouldn't you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That's a very white attitude, don't you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he'd be like 'Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority. '

Attitude, Confused, Day, New York, Population, York

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

Kids, Love, Math, Testing, Thanks

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

Comedian, Death, Die, Funny, Happens, Involve

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.

Ideas, People, Fringe

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

Enjoy, Enjoying, Right, Right Now, Work

When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.

Avoid, Father, Fathers Day, Kids, Long, Used

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

Gone, Ironic, People, Thing

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'. . . Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help. '

Down, Hate, Kid, Kids, Mother, See

What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.

Apples, Done, Kid, Kids, Real

Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

Crazy, Mind, New York, Think, Thinking, York

Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.

Body, Car, Dating, Hope, Sex

I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it. '

Divorce, Falling In Love, Long, Love Is, Married, Meet

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

Baby, Deer, Funny, Gun, Mouth, Nothing

Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

Brain, Further, Hatred, Self, Stupidity

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

Being Single, Country, Kids, Part, Years

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"

Funny, Nice, Race, Ricans

I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.

Alone, Car, Murdering, People, Risk, Taking

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

Kids, Know, Laughing, Like, Mad

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