Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said, "Box about: twill come to my father anon. "
It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.
The most amazing feeling I feel Words can't describe what I'm feeling for real Maybe I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
A father is a man who fails every day.
My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.
A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!
He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren't trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
A wise son makes a glad father, But a foolish son is the grief of his mother.
Without my dad, I wouldn't be here.
It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.