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Raymond Albert Romano (born December 21, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and screenwriter. He is best known for his role on the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond, for which he received an Emmy Award, and as the voice of Manny in the Ice Age film series. He created and starred in the TNT comedy-drama Men of a Certain Age (2009–11). From 2012 to 2015, Romano had a recurring role as Hank Rizzoli, a love interest of Sarah Braverman in Parenthood.

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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Funny, Kings, Marriage, Married, Stay

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

I Love Him, Love, Nephew, Old, Want

For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.

Sex, Character, Thinking, Foreign, Down

Sex after one child shows down. After twins. . . ooh. . . I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

Children, Due, Next Day, Renew, Sex, Shows

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

Given, Havens, Love, Standup

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Accountants, Father, Fathers Day, Hug, Hugged, Right

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

Apologize, Couple, Dream, Funny, Marriage, Married

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

Family, Family Values, Standup, Want, Way

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

Curse, Curses, Married, Saint

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

Astronauts, Distracts, Focus, Golfers, Pilots, Successful

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

Easy, Film, Kind, People, Thinking, Transition

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

Career, Careers, Complain, Complaining, I Can

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

Golfs, Handicap, Handicaps, Knows, Mean, Wells

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

Flappers, Hooters, Sound, Waitress, Waitresses

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?

Centers, Failure, Goin, Success, Thinking, Too Much

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

Men, Mind, Talk, Think, Thinking, Women

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

Bickering, Biting, Holiday, Light, Sarcasm

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

Guy, Play, Same, Want

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

Funny, God, Pain, Restore, Chest

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

Audience, Comic, Insecure, Insecurity, Needs

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