This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.
I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.
Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape.
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm. ' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.
Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay thick and heavy in her voice. "I believe a consult would be a good idea. " Ely nodded with mocking solemnity as Mica lifted herself onto the gurney. "You never know what you may end up hurting if the act isn't done properly.
I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.
Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While I’d love to see you in a balconette bra, I’m afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts. . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available. . .
He didn't see me looking at him, but I could tell the ceremony was having the same effect on him. He was enraptured. It was a rare and sweet look for him, reminding me of the tortured artist that lived beneath the sarcasm. I liked that about Adrian—not the tortured part, but the way he could feel so deeply and then transform those emotions into art.
I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be hunted down. If you have any knowledge of our literature, and can give me the name of any man, American born and bred, who has anatomised our follies as a people, and not as this or that party; and who has escaped the foulest and most brutal slander, the most inveterate hatred and intolerant pursuit; it will be a strange name in my ears, believe me.
I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!
I do sarcasm really poorly.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.