Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.
don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of offending in that way.
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, "launder" became a dirty word.
The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.
When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said 'Hi' - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, 'I think I just met my wife. '
Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of zoology were so little known. Is it possible that you do not know the elementary fact in comparative anatomy, that the wing of a bird is really the forearm, while the wing of a bat consists of three elongated fingers with membranes between?
I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction.
You really don’t want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even? (Dev)
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos.
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.
Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.