If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.
He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the idea. He could not recall any biblical injunction that the man should remain ever the doctor and the woman the nurse, and yet he felt as if a blasphemy had been committed.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.
That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?" "Weapons," Frank grumbled. "Right. I've never handled weapons before. " Grandmother's nostrils flared. "Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?" "Yes, Grandmother. " "Good. There may be hope for you yet.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.