People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy. . . and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
"Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on to the back of a -- visiting card. If there's any complaint you want to make a special study of, just you come to me, sir, and see what I can do for you. It's not every one that can say that he has had cholera three times, and cured himself by living on red pepper and brandy. "
Sarcasm is always at someone's expense.
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.
how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds. ' said Mervall. Descant nodded. 'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
You really don’t want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even? (Dev)
The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.
Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.
Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.