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So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.
The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.
I love you above all things, even pie.
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
The medium obscured the message.
Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.
The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.
Life is an irritation.
Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.
Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry. " You're going to break my heart, aren't you?
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess